I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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