If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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