Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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