Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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