Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Drunk is not a location!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Randomize