I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
one might say we're banned from that church
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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