I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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