hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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