shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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