Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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