Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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