Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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