It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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