Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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