oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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