i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
This is not my ceiling
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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