Buhtt sex?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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