he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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