My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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