halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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