he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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