my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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