The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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