DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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