Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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