I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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