the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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