Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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