Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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