I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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