i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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