if i died would you start the facebook group?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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