We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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