You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My bed smells like the plague
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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