I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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