Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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