i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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