I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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