I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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