Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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