So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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