Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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