I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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