He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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