Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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