We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You may now shotgun with the bride
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm experimenting with sincerity
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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