so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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