That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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