This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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