The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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