I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have aggressive nipples.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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