so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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